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OH MY [ Religious Deity ]!
You'll never believe what I just heard: [ Name of Child Star ], you know that kid from that movie [ Name of Child Star's Movie ], the really [ Adjective ] kid, well, [ He / She ] was caught [ Verb Ending in -ING ] a [ Object ]!
It's true! I read it on the Internet!
[ He / She ] must be [ State of Mind ] to do it in the first place and now everyone knows!
I mean, I know [ Name of Child Star ] was in trouble last year, when [ He / She ] [ Past Tense Verb ] that [ Person ], but this is a new low.
[ He / She ] tweeted about it too. @[ Name of Child Star ] said, "It [ Was / Wasn't ] me. I'm suing for [ Number ] dollars and all I have to say to the haters is, '[ Lyrics From Popular Top 40 Song ]'"
Can you believe it? I guess now [ He / She ] will probably be cast on the next season [ Name of Reality Show ].
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